February 2012
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like snow, like gold
“my only skills in life are cooking apple pie, rolling joints and giving head. There should be a queue to wife me up.”
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She’s the kind of lady that calls everybody baby Honey, sugar, sweetie, she’s always making friends And she keeps us all locked outside her thick leather skin She always starts with a smile, it’s small and butter yellow But easier than a handshake, doesn’t like her hands touched She tans alot, gets burnt alot, smoking through the cartons But then gets put out so much,...
just saw someone write that if everyone just fucked eachother the world would be a better place. shut up. sex complicates everything, even the not having of it complicates things.
Anonymous asked: do you like sex
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As if I walked into the room to see my ex-girlfriend, Who by the way, I’m still in love with. Sucking the face of some pretty boy with my favourite band’s most popular song In the background Is it wrong that I can’t decide which bothers me most?
Might just be a pro gambler. Over the last 2 days...
Hehe
The only people saying happy valentines day to me are my weed dealer and the last person i slept with, my life.
reeferbass asked: erm, lil b is actually mad sammi
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I'll let you take me out for valentines day if you...
transatlanticistic:
m0nster-mash:
transatlanticistic:
sammi ewwwwww get that off my dash
you like it.
i don’t. get it off my dash or i will describe it in detail for the entire class next lit lesson xxxxxxx
Just for you baby xxxxx
boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
It is what it is. It was what it was.
I'd make him breakfast in bed.... Then throw it on...
